Thickmeister
The absolute thickest individual possible. Thick in the skull, Thick in the ass, Thick from McDonald’s. This person is pretty much a deity and must be treated as a ruhruhretard. Often the victim of mass-bullying, Thickmeister will probably end up working at McDonalds and losing his life savings in poker games.
Have you seen Thickmeister lately? They’ve really fallen off a cliff since they started working at Dons...