thinkwanking
Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.