this chair
What I am sitting on. Also, the center of my life's activities as it is the most versatile utility in my whole 1-room apartment I share with 10 other people in Taiwan.
I am sitting on this chair right now. I will soon jerk off in this chair. I will soon get out of this chair. I will soon get back onto this chair. I will soon move this chair to where I want to sit. I will soon straddle this chair. I will soon use the pegs of this chair as a dildo. I will soon lean back in this chair. I will soon use this chair as a blunt weapon to murder someone. Indeed, I will soon do EVERYTHING with this fucking awesome chair.
The chair
The chair where clothes clean enough to wear tomorrow but too dirty to go back in the wardrobe go.
"I wore this top today and its a bit creased but I can just wear it tomorrow so I'll put it on the chair so I don't have to bother getting it out of the wardrobe."
Chair
Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"
A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
chaire
A utensil that assist the opposite of standing - sitting
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
A weaul is in close relation to a chaire
Explorer: WE HAVE FOUND A SACRED TABLET FROM THE GREAT ANCIENTS
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.
Historian: Chaire balls lmao weaul nugget
Explorer: ...sir please this is important
Historian: Chaire.
Chair
when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"
chair
a fun sized couch
fred: lets go sit on the couch
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.
bob: nah.. chairs where its at.
chair
a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter
"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."