This is Patrick!

A quote from SpongBob SuarePants.

An appropriate response when you're at work and someone phones and asks "Is this (Insert Workplace Here)?"

This is a typical response Patrick will respond to when prompted with the question, “Is this the Krusty Krab?

The love of your life. The guy who's eyes you could just stare into all day. The guy who teases you and plays with your fingers. The guy who promised he'd love you forever and writes you love notes. The boy who makes you feel like a princess. The boy who everyone knows for his humor and sarcastic comments. If you have patrick, take care of him because he's something special. You won't forget him. I promise.

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Patrick is a weird person in a good way. He has an odd sense of humor and is really nice. He’s talkative if you’re close to him. Extremely passionate and hyper about sports, and enjoys athletics. He has a nice face it’s coolio. He may have extreme political views, but it’s for what he thinks is best. His intentions are good. He’s really smart, but is sometimes unsure of himself. Even if he hasn’t been through something, he’ll try to understand. He’s really humble in many aspects of things. Patrick is yeetalicious.

There's just so much to say. He can be really weird, crazy, insane, and you never know what to expect from him. He's all over the place. And when I say insane I mean INSANE. But what's not to love? He's really upbeat and a good person at heart. If you ever meet one, you can tell he is ... different... but that could be the best way ever in your life. So if you ever meet one, never let him go. he's so crazy and all around an awesome person!!

Patrick is this wired ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age this bitch will go up and pull a fucking fire alarm at a fucking factory and no one will know who it is