billtanism

a demonic cult led by the king, bill nye. he has gained a following in the common world from his popular demonic spell courses that are disguised as “online science videos.” science rules all in this cult and the periodic table is used as a ouija board.

billtanists reside on a cold island in an unknown location on earth. they are nocturnal, so they chant texts from the billble all night and sleep during the day.

BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL NYE THE DEMONIC CULT LEADER!