Thomas Syndrome
A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.
Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.
Thomas Jefferson Syndrome
When white men secretly want to have sex with black women.
You know deep down John Boy is a chocoholic who wants to have sex with Shanika. Yup, he's got a case of Thomas Jefferson Syndrome alright.
Thomas Coffey Syndrome
When you constantly walk around all day back and forth to the same place on the daily. TCS can have adverse and unwanted side effects, such as mental retardation, loosing the ability to reason with others, irrational thoughts, and possibly schizophrenia. Should you encounter someone with Thomas Coffey Syndrome, your best bet is to take a step back, stay calm, and call the Men In Black.
James: “You see that guy over there? He walks to the same place everyday.”
Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
Eugene: “Yeah, I hear he suffers from Thomas Coffey Syndrome. Poor guy.”
Thomas Jefferson Syndrome
When a white guy only likes black women.
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