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A Steam Engine with a face? WTF Were They Smoking When They Thought Of That Idea?

Thomas The Train is a horror show built for 35 year old horror fans. He is probably one of the most popular horror shows and if you show this to a child, they will be horrified and scarred for life.

when you smoke a blunt and then blow the smoke into someone’s ass.

Nerdy little half-Asian boy with a questionable sexual orientation. Often wears "tighty whites" in public and rides an orange bike. Is obsessed with his new iPhone gadget and is always hyped-up on caffeine.

A phrase said by idiots who've never seen the show and commonly used to humiliate people named "Thomas" due to lack of originality

First of all, Thomas is NOT a train, he is a steam locomotive/tank engine. Trains are not singular but plural, referring to the units connected to an engine. In fact, "the Tank Engine" used to be in the show title until marketing people removed it because it'd be too long to pronounce.

If you're named Thomas and are called this phrase you can go ahead and humiliate their ass by annoying them with Thomas lore.
- Sincerely, A Thomas fan named Thomas

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