Thomasville
The city where the mullet never died. Where squatted trucks signal the biggest pricks in the high school. The rednecks are gangster and the junkies live and die in Walmart parking lot.
Steer clear of the Walmart in Thomasville today they found a couple this time.
Thomasville
The land where its infested with treeshes, and fake gangsters are as common as heroin addicts in florida
Thomasville is ghetto as fuck
thomasville slicker
Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.
Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"
Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."
Joe: "Dope"