Threading the Needle
While driving,walking,or running you weave in and out of obstacles (other cars, people, etc.) in your path.
Last night while driving I was threading the needle an made it home in half the time!
Threading the Needle
When you sleep in your boxers and in the middle of the night your woodie works its way through the little hole in your chonies.
Andrew: Man I was really threading the needle last night when I woke up to this weird dream about the Cowboys.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
Jessie: Damn, my rod got stuck and my undies gave my pee hole a wedgie. Woke me up out of a great sleep.
Andrew: I thought I heard you wailing "oh no!" last night.
Threading the Needle
A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.
Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.
threading the needle
The act of killing someone in a shooter game by shooting the bullet through a narrow space at distance . Usually done with a sniper rifle and with only one shot.
Gamer : Dude i was playing Bad Company 2 and all i could see was this campers scalp about half the map away between two hummers through my scope one shot one kill.
Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
Gamers Friend : Dude that's called threading the needle your a bad ass!!
Threading the needle
Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.
Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.
Threading the needle
Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other
When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.
threading the needle
Trying to have sex while flaccid
"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."