three bean carpet salad

When a man eats three kinds of beans for lunch the previous day then when having sex with a woman he shits it all out in between her legs so it get's mushy and sticky, then they get on the ground and gives her ass-fuck from behind untill he hits the anal nerve that disperses all the shit in your colin causing a mass shit-sex-fest. Then while he's giving it to her mercenary style they role up in a carpet forcing themselves to be in a constant rage-circle of od-fashion sex. Usually resulting in a later day vaginal infection.