Three Big Balls
Three Big Balls (noun): A satirical, 2-minute-long hip-hop song published by DigBarGayRaps on YouTube. Assumes the perspective of a male narrator, describing the events of him partaking in homosexual intercourse. Also commonly referred to as "Four Big Guys".
Yes, Sir. Big dick, big dick. Big ol' dick, dick. Three big balls, look like we playing tennis. He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis. I jerk his dick until that nigga finish, his dick big and green, it taste just like spinach. Dudes! Dudes! I love when they send me all the nudes. Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue. He din't have a clue! He slide in and out my ass just like he's cleaning out gutters. Dick bigger than a stick of butter. Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway. He like me and my friends, 'cause we're all gay! We like dick. I like his ass, 'cause it's thick. He 'gon fuck my butt 'till I shit, and dick is dry, so I spit on the tip. Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes. They eat my ass just like apple pie. If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die. They pipe my booty 'till I cry. He licked my dick and the cum start drippin'. I took a bite out his ass, it taste like lemon pepper chicken!"