Three Fifths Compromise
The optimal female to orgy ratio. An orgy containing three females and two males. This creates an orgy that is not only completely heterosexual, but also keeps the number of females and males close enough so everybody enjoys it.
Craig: Yo are you settin' up an orgy soon?
Nick: Yeah you know it.
Craig: How many girls you bringin'?
Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.
Craig: Fuck yeah!
Nick: Yeah you know it.
Craig: How many girls you bringin'?
Nick: I'm settling for the three fifths compromise. Enough to keep it straight, but close enough to keep it fun.
Craig: Fuck yeah!
Three Fifths compromise
When you want to fist him/her but settle for three fingers
dude1: I heard that ho is gigantic.
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise
dude2: yeah but i had to settle for the three fifths compromise
Three-Fifths Compromise
Penatraiting a man or a woman with three-fifths of your penis is not considered cheating.
I told her I was married, and she would have to settle for the three-fifths compromise.