Throdding
The act of enthusiastically clubbing someone's erect penis with a rolled up magazine or newspaper. A sado-masochistc practice often resulting in paper-cuts to the genitals and teary eyed participants, it is thought to have originated near a small town in southern France called Lorgues when a housemaid accidently mistook a guests appendage for a giant gekko.
Sounds like she's giving him an absolute throdding in there. He'll have a nob like the last Nik-Nak in the packet by the time she's done.
Throd
An extremely annoying person or object. Or simply someone who struggles with day to day life.
What are you doing you absolute throd.
Why are you such a fucking throd.
My throd of a car won't start.
Why are you such a fucking throd.
My throd of a car won't start.