throne pal
A graphic novel, collection of short-stories, shiterature, or DS that one takes into the deuce cage for the purpose of providing entertainment while in a seated position.
Pom: Hey man, I have to damage your toilet. Can I borrow your Game Boy?
D-Bag: Naw. But any of my Shel Silverstein books make great throne pals.
D-Bag: Naw. But any of my Shel Silverstein books make great throne pals.