Billy Mayes

The coolest guy ever to sell stuff on the T.V.

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, spraying a couple nice ropes on her tits and neck, you both think you're done, but you get a couple more nice shots. An odd to the dearly departed Billy Mayes: "But, wait, there's more!"

Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.

man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.

Using all caps as every letter of your sentence while still using proper grammar and spelling