Billy Mays

A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use.

The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS.

R.I.P.

"LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!"
-Billy Mays

Billy Mays

A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is.

Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought.

Guy B: What is it?

Guy A: A nickel!

Guy B: Huh??

Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime.

Guy B: ...

Billy Mays

A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen.

Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays

This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!!

Billy Mays

The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it.

Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways"
Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!"

Billy Mays

Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries.

Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!!
Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium!

Billy Mays

Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy
July-20th-1958
June-28th-2009
RIP

Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv?
Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have

Billy Mays

a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve

he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend

i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice

he is also THE MAN !

guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing
guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one

guy one: yeah he was the MAN

guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary
guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards

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释义	Billy Mays A man who's cultural impact was not realized until he passed away. Possibly the only man in the world who could pump himself up about useless products that he probably didn't even use. The first man on Earth to ever speak IN ALL CAPS. R.I.P. "LOOK AT THIS SHIT OVER HERE....IT CLEANS YOUR LAUNDRY, MOWS YOUR LAWN, AND YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH IT! WOW!" -Billy Mays Billy Mays A man with an enthusiastic voice, and a beard that nearly rivals that of Chuck Norris. He could advertise any object and make it seem amazing, no matter how useless it is. Guy A: Dude, check out what I bought. Guy B: What is it? Guy A: A nickel! Guy B: Huh?? Guy A: Yeah, Billy Mays sold it to me for a dime. Guy B: ... Billy Mays A man of amazing status. who was more commonly known for his oxyclean commercial. he also advertized mighty putty, some wonder rag, and had his own show pitchmen. Try This oxy clean!! it what made micheal jackson into what he is!! except for the deas part... -Billy Mays This mighty putty is so strong that if you glue your dick to your belly youll never worry about morning wood again! YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN BILLY MAYS IS TALKING!! Billy Mays The best salesman in the world. There's just no denying it. Person 1: "I thought Oxy-Clean was useless. But Billy Mays showed me the error of my ways" Person 2: "I know! I must've bought a gallon of Mighty Putty, all thanks to Billy Mays!" Billy Mays Known as "the Oxi-Clean guy", but now does other ads. Often kicked out of libraries. Billy Mays: OXI-CLEAN!!!!! Librarian: Get out of here! This is a library, not an auditorium! Billy Mays Billy was and remains the legend of infomercials.noone can top Billy's commercial presentations and his trade mark entrance "Billy Mays her with another fantastic offer" We Will all Miss Billy July-20th-1958 June-28th-2009 RIP Guy 1:You gonna get that new tv? Guy 2:nope,maybe if Billy Mays did the commercial i would have Billy Mays a hero, the best pitch man the world has seen, so much better then Vince Shlomi who is a cunt whole like my friend steve he is the John Elway of pitchmen so get off his back he's a fucking legend i truly envy that man and his amazing beard and voice he is also THE MAN ! guy one :hey i see your doing your billy mays thing guy two: yeah thanks, i just became the second best guy in the entire fucking world but billy mays is still number one guy one: yeah he was the MAN guy two: yeah fuck all those cock suckers that hate on him via urban dictionary guy one: yeah they all suck mean dicks im talking big huge triumphant bastards
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