Throw a muffin
To consciously neglect responsibilities or planned work to "fuck around," so to speak; subcontexts may include but are not limited to: drinking, getting high, literally throwing a muffin, etc...
Yo fuck this. You down to throw a muffin?
Throwing Muffins
To throw a fist, at a very reduced rate, at an enemies face; making contact.. without the enemy realizing it. Also called, a Rigby.
Did you see that fight yesterday? "Yes, what a pussy, he was really throwing muffins"