Billy Shit
Some extremely gay shit like putting a ":)" at the end of every text. Billy shit occurs when someone does something super lame that would upset any normal man that hears about it.
Girl: "Billy, don't text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me."
Billy: "Girl, dont text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me:)"
Girl: "Thats some Billy shit. Don't text me."
Billy: "Girl, dont text me back unless you're on the way to my house to have sex with me:)"
Girl: "Thats some Billy shit. Don't text me."
billy two-shits
Someone who constantly practices one-upmanship; if you've had one shit, he's had two.
Sam: "I'm fed up with him telling me how everything he has is bigger, better and faster than what everyone else has!"
Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
Gene: "Yes, he's a real Billy two-shits."
The Billy Mays Shit
When You Take a Crap, then Wipe and go to wash your hands. But your Ass tells you But Wait there is More.
I took a shit at work and as I washed my hands, The Billy Mays Shit knocked on the door and said but wait there is more. I then rushed to the still warm stall to finish my business.
Billie Jean shits in a jug
Billie Jean shits in a jug -
Billie Jean shits in a jug is russian meme about Billie Jean.
Billy Shit
A white kid that thinks he can ball but likes Marissa ferret.
"wow that kid Bob over there is a Billy shit"