Billy Joel Syndrome
When a smoking hot woman is married/paired with a butt-ugly guy.
Examples of the Billy Joel Syndrome include Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, and Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett.
Billie Eilish Syndrome
Also known as fake depression, this is when teenage white girls listen to Billie Eilish, pretend to have anxiety, and diagnose themselves with mental illnesses. They pretend to have mental breakdowns and then dye their hair purple and get bangs.
Man who has been through divorce, alcoholism, abuse, and poverty: Hey what's up kid?
Girl with Billie Eilish syndrome: you wouldnt understand. you dont know my pain
Girl with Billie Eilish syndrome: you wouldnt understand. you dont know my pain
Billy Syndrome
Billy syndrome is when someone acts like a billy. The act of being a billy is someone who is really retarded and eats legos
Oh look, Jimmy is eating crayons again. He must have Billy Syndrome