billy’s fish
the guarantee of copious volumes of free merchandise that never ever materialises
Billy: “Hey George, I’m starting at Campbell’s next week, I’ll be able to get you a freezer-full of fish”
20 years later
Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?
George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air”
20 years later
Jake: “George, did you get billy’s fish”?
George: “Absolutely fuck all, not even a fucking prawn. Freezer is still full of air”