thunder clapper
A legendary pair of butt cheeks. When patty caked with no hands this ass makes a clapping noise heard for miles around, that of thunder. Their has yet to be a thunder clapper to be born, but ancient prophets along with modern science has foretold that the great thunder clapper will come down from the heavens to show us the erotic ways to twerk and booty clap. Oh great thunder clapper I bow to thee.
Damn, that bitch has a thunder clapper.
Thunder clapper
When someone digs a hole and puts a plank of wood over it and shits in the hole.
Glenn: my boss did a thunder clapper today , it was a right mess.
Kayleigh: oh dear that's a shame
Kayleigh: oh dear that's a shame