Thure
Thure (too-ree) one who is easily intoxicated.
Arthur: "What happened to him?" Jason: "We gave him two beers now he's wasted. He's such a Thure."
Thure
A totally awesome guy. Skilled in fixing things. You know the type, great for helping people with broken anything. Usually found in cold climates, near Minnesota. They will often enjoy a good party, or just hanging out in garages, pretty much anywhere beer or things that are broken can be found.
Cliff- "Shoot my car is broken."
Jesse- "We better call Thure."
Cliff- "We better get some beer, Thure doesn't work for free."
Jesse- "We better call Thure."
Cliff- "We better get some beer, Thure doesn't work for free."
Thure
Pronounced too-ree and is a form of Thor. Thor, the defender of the Gods, and the strongest of all of them. In the Norse myths, his character is strong, loyal and honest. Thor was the patron God of freemen, and is an endearing character because of his good nature .
He sure is has a Thure like aura. A most godly appearance.
Thure-Gabriel
Thure-Gabriel is a name of a Swedish descent with broad shoulders. Some may call Thure-Gabriels the most manliest people in the world with their big cars and loud motorcycle. He also really loves women and he's scared of gay people (cause they tend to hit on him because of his manliness). He often hangs around the local bar and drink bear with his mates and talks to women even though he's taken. He's also the kind of person that your daughter would want to touch his muscles.
Thure-Gabriel fucked me and my friend while he had a girlfriend, what a man!
Dirty Thure
When she squirts in your anus and you proceed to feed it to your dog
I gave my dog a dirty thure yesterday.