Thwarping
The act of Shaving ones testicle hair with a large or rusted battle axe or slappin yo" baby maker with a roasted corn dog
(Man1)Dude my nuts ache
(Man2)... why
(Man1) i was Thwarping
(Man2) With the dog or the axe
(Man1) fuck man both
(Man2)... why
(Man1) i was Thwarping
(Man2) With the dog or the axe
(Man1) fuck man both
thwarp
The audible sound of a queef. Sound can differ in pitch, length, and intensity. This sound is what causes the embarrassment during intercourse, not the actual expulsion of the air pocket.
I was so embarrassed. I queefed last night and it sounded like, "thwarp thwarp thwaaaarppp." I could have died.