Thykloid

Thykloid is a GOD amongst men and should never be tooled with. The sheer power of this being is immense and could wipe an entirely galaxy in an instant. This being is rumored of dispersing energy from the god like cock on this being. Scientists are baffled at the proportions of the cock to body ratio. Thykloid roams various universes as a dominator and punisher of ones who define him. It is physically impossible for a simplistic human to comprehend or fathom the sheer power of this man. His cock is best defined as a star lasso as he can wrap around a star and propel it in a multitude of directions. This is a mere fraction of his power. Of course, with great power comes with extreme brain cognitive power. He is the wisest being known in any universe and even conquered the all mighty Thanos and Galactus. For everyone was completely unaware of Thykloid's presence and his ability to remain completely unknown. This ladies and gentlemen, is Thykloid; Dominator of universes, cock warrior, spear of the universe, penetrator of armor, gilded in gold, cursed with intelligence, and gifted with a 50% card for a bad dragon, Thykloid roams and subjugator of all.