Theophile
A person who is sexually attracted to and gifted at pulling bad bitches.
Nick: Ayyy whose that dude in the vip with 25 thotties surrounding him?
Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.
Sam: That's Zach, he does this shit every weekend he's a straight Theophile.
theophile
An estranged member of society, often found in libraries and internet cafes. has a lust for theoretical thinking and an inexplicable sexual desire towards textbooks.
"He's such a theophile, I caught him balls deep in a GCSE German textbook the other day"
Theophil
A guy who always claims to be a few inches bigger than be really is, not only regarding body size.
It's as tiny as Theophil.
Theophile
One of your best friends' middle school crush who she never stops talking about
Let's watch Theophile come down the stairs