Tickle the Ferret
When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.
Mate i just Tickled the Ferret
or
Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...
or
Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...