tickle the taint
verb - to tickle someone in the general area of the buttcrack. This action is used in many scenarios.
In order to get his cousin off of him, he had to tickle the taint.
tickle my taint
An expression or surprise or disbelief, uttered when the user encounters shocking or thrilling news, events, or images.
Dude1: Did you hear? Hank won the lottery!
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.
Dude2: Well, tickle my taint.