Tieitis
(N) An allergy to the act of wearing a necktie. Can often be used to get out of wearing a tie to work.
"Why are you not wearing a tie?"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"
"Because I have a medical condition that prevents me from doing so?
"What medical condition would that be?"
"Tieitis"