Tifton
The billboard capital of the world.
Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Tifton also claims to be the capital of everything in the world, including turf grass and reading.
Guy 1: Dude, lets go to Tifton
Guy 2: Fuck that, lets go to a place with real bars and night clubs
Guy 2: Fuck that, lets go to a place with real bars and night clubs
tifton
a stupid ass town in south georgia...
home to the blue devils
home to the blue devils
scarlett- lets go back to tifton...
brett- how about no, that place is stupid
brett- how about no, that place is stupid
Tifton, GA
A backwards, country-bumpkin, wife beating, bible-waving hole in the middle of southern Georgia. On the weekends you can find the locals fighting over camoflage margarita machines at Walmart or possibly at the fairgrounds doing things with farm animals. Looking for something good to eat? Follow the smartest of the natives as they have to travel to other nearby towns just to have a decent meal. Planning on throwing back a few beers on Superbowl Sunday? Better plan ahead. This town is still lost in the 1940's. However, it did place 1st in the "Top 100 Towns With the Least Dentists Award" , and it shows. People who live in towns like this have proven to be dumber than rappers, and drug dealers....investing all they're extra money in big tires and neon light kits.
Why would anyone want to live in Tifton, GA?