Tigered
Knowing that your girlfriend is snooping around on you, checking your cellphone, Facebook, MySpace, e-mail, etc. to find any sign that you might be unfaithful/cheating on her (whether true or otherwise).
I caught my girlfriend hacking in to my Facebook account and looking at "Photos of Me", I totally got Tigered.
Tigered
to be eaten or destroyed by tigers, or tiger woods, until death.
"But Sabbatini isn't the only player to get Tigered down the years. There's been plenty of them, full of hope and expectation when setting off in the final ..."
"Hey man, you're so fucking gay, I hope you get tigered."
"Hey man, you're so fucking gay, I hope you get tigered."
Tigered
Tigered: When the white woman you're married to, finds out you've had sex with more than 10 other white women in a period of 2 months and beats your ass with a golf club.
Bob: Did you see Tom this morning?
Anthony: Damn man, that fool got tigered, I told him to watch his texting and shit but, nooooooo. She beat him good too son.
Anthony: Damn man, that fool got tigered, I told him to watch his texting and shit but, nooooooo. She beat him good too son.
Tigered
1. v. the act of being cheated on
2. v. can also refer not only to the act of being cheated on, but also to the painful retaliation against said cheater, generally involving a golf club and a good arm.
etymology: taken from the English pronoun "Tiger", a famous golfer bearing the surname "Woods", who two-timed on his gorgeous wife.
2. v. can also refer not only to the act of being cheated on, but also to the painful retaliation against said cheater, generally involving a golf club and a good arm.
etymology: taken from the English pronoun "Tiger", a famous golfer bearing the surname "Woods", who two-timed on his gorgeous wife.
1. Jennifer was ticked when she found out Brad had tigered her with Angelina.
2. Carrie Underwood tigered an unspecified male's car in the chart-topping single, "Before He Cheats"
2. Carrie Underwood tigered an unspecified male's car in the chart-topping single, "Before He Cheats"
Tigered
1. An act of aggression directed towards one's spouse or partner involving a golf club as a response to said spouse/partner's indulgence in extramarital hanky panky.
2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.
2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.
Elin tigered Tiger's car after discovering that he had several mistresses
Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.
Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.
Tigered
When one's fantasy of being raped by a real life tiger is actualized.
Sally "the slut" Smith was always into tiger. One day she was walking through Asia, happened upon a tiger, and got tigered.
tiger
A big orange and black striped liony thing with sharp claws and rather a nasty bite. They don't usually eat men but that's only because they don't usually get the chance. Obviously, if you live near a tiger it may consider eating you. Basically, what I am saying is - the further away you live from a tiger, the less chance you have of getting eaten by one. I live in Selhurst in South London and NOBODY here has been eaten by a tiger since 1922 and I'm not even sure that it was a real tiger then (although I suppose if it ate someone it must have been a large carnivore so it may as well have been a tiger as anything else). Perhaps it was some sort of mock-tiger. Or maybe a stripey bear or something. I don't know, I wasn't even born then and you know what old people are like... The whole thing is probably a tissue of lies from start to finish. Anyway, thats sort of what a tiger is. So thats cleared that up then. Actually, I don't know why I bothered. I've never met a single person who didn't have some idea of what a tiger was so it seems a bit pointless describing one. I don't really think that the purpose of urban dictionary is to define the bleeding obvious. It really seems to be a forum for 'street' types to say things like "Yo!" and "Your mutherfucking sister's a ho!" and "Janice is such a slut" etc. Even such people as this probably know what a tiger is.
" I say George, your hand looks sore."
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
or
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")
" Yeah, a tiger bit me. It's true, honest, go on, hit me in the stomach!"
or
"Mary, you'll never get anywhere in life by just lying around without a head, you know."
"Gurgle gurgle gurgle"
(Translation: "This is true mother, but as a tiger has bitten off my head and eaten it, I'm afraid I have no choice. In fact, that is the very reason why I'm finding it a little difficult to communicate with you at the moment and so I shall stop forthwith. Goodbye for ever")