Hat Tilting
The act of tilting your hat in any direction other than the normal hat wearing position. Used by the majority of youth that wear hats. Some may be able to pull it off, and others look like they're just too stupid to put their hat on straight.
Cool person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!
Stranger: High five!
Dumb person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!
Stranger: *Punch* Hat tilting mofo!
Stranger: High five!
Dumb person with tilted hat: My hat is tilted!
Stranger: *Punch* Hat tilting mofo!
Tilted Hat
When you are taking a shit and jacking ofd at the same time.
My stomach hurt but I was horny as a motherfucker so bad I had to tilted hat that shit to feel better.