Time Until Penis (TOP)
Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.
Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.