timewhine
the inevitable but futile complaint which comes after someone accidentally switches their facebook profile to the timeline format.
A timewhine goes something like "Oh no! Pinterest just switched my facebook to timeline and now I can't change it back!!! Wahhh!!! FML"
timewhine
A Facebook status update to complain about Facebook's recent stylistic change.
Paul: Dear Facebook, I don't want this new timeline! Change it back!
Steve: Paul, do you really think your timewhine is going to change anything?
Steve: Paul, do you really think your timewhine is going to change anything?