Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.

A condition where the sufferer routinely adds or subtracts wrong when planning things in more than one time zone.

Side effects include missed appointments, multiple calendar resends, manic tap-dancing through that presentation you thought was 2 hours from now. Adrenaline, cringing, lame apologies.

Coping mechanisms: OCD-like checking of the hour; counting out from East to West coast on your fingers. Pinky: Eastern is 1 pm; Ring finger is Central - so, noon; Pacific is the pointer, that'd be 10 a.m. - right? Right?

That one period of time, (usually around 4-5 hours) in the day when almost all of the people you follow on Tumblr are active.

Located somewhere between -7 GMT and god knows where in the greenwich time zones, or Super Mario World time. (-0 SMT) The Dario Time Zone is comparible to the likes as the imperial measurement system is as silly to the rest of the metric world, but in time measurement. Hours, minutes, days, weeks, could very well be the same damn thing, or not.

someone who is always an hour behind everyone else because they get distracted easily by life's simple wonders.
Ex. sleeping, facebook, youtube...

When someone from another earlier time zone tells someone happy birthday before you