timichu
A small Pokémon that has Inspector Gadget like crazy hair, and strange powers. All his powers are sperm-based. He conjures sperm from deep inside and casts it at enemies like a gay Spiderman. Also has a super power that involves creating a large glazed Timbit, covering it w sperm and hurling it with supreme accuracy at larger targets.
Timichu will splat the mother fucker!