Timmy Tuck Under
A recommended way to deal with a NARB that won't go away. Tuck your raging hard on up Under your belt and tighten down. If you don't have a belt, tighten your draw string. DO NOT USE this method if you aren't wearing a shirt.
In the middle of my brother's wedding, I had to perform a covert Timmy Tuck Under as the bride was walking down the isle.