Timroid

Some time ago, this young man changed his eating habits to full blown McDonald's. All day,every day. He would eat everything from the McFish, to 4 Big Macs a day. The repercussions of this were severe. Instead of the classic diarrhea that a normal McDonald's abuser would suffer, Tim got 6 hemorrhoids in his ass, and couldn't sit down for weeks. Hence the name "timroid"