Tim Tsang
He's a guy that spends 30 hours a day on games with the word "league" in it. Specifically Rocket League and League of Legends. The last time he touched grass was in 800 BC. The touching of grass ended the dark ages of Greece. Ever since he stopped to play games with "league" in it, everything began to crumble. WWI and WWII happens became he doesn't shower either. Soon WWIII will arrive because he won't go outside. all because of his UNHEALTHY addiction to Rocket League and League of Legends.
"Have you heard of Tim Tsang?"
"Yea, don't wanna end up like him!"
"Yea, don't wanna end up like him!"