tinder-proofing
The process of ensuring ones self or partner is less desirable to the another person by either:
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
1) Feeding them to gain weight
2) Altering how they are dressed to make them less noticeable
My girlfriend keeps feeding me constantly. I think she is tinder-proofing me so no one else will find me desirable
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.
I need to tinder-proof my girlfriend before she goes out tonight. I don't want other guys hitting on her.