tinder trophy
(n.) a person with whom one has matched on Tinder, but lives so far away that one could never hope to physically meet him or her.
Jim: Damn, did I show you this Brenda chick I matched with on Tinder? Look at those bewbs.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.
Tim: Check the mileage, bro, she's from Kentucky, you live in LA.
Jim: Oh, well...*screenshot*...Tinder Trophy.