Tingey

The best surname known to man, the name everyone wishes to have, even if it means doing something stupid to get it. Many people been diagnosed with medical depression due to not having the surname Tingey.

The uncomfortable sensation of a zap in a specific area of your body. Compare to the feeling of biting into ice cream.

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight