tinkertoy
To be very hungover from drinking the night before.
I couldn't get off the couch yesterday. I had a treacherous tinkertoy.
Tallahassee Tinkertoy
When (and this has not been proven to be done yet) a person freezes a piece of shit and then uses it as a dildo.
"Dude, did you hear his girlfriend got a Tallahassee Tinkertoy?"
"No, that's just fucked up."
"No, that's just fucked up."