tiny meat
male genitals that are far smaller than what one might consider to be "average size"
Girl 1: OMG, i wanna hook up with declan sooooooo bad! lolz
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard declan has tiny meat tho...
Girl 1: YUCK! nvm then
Girl 2: Ewww, i heard declan has tiny meat tho...
Girl 1: YUCK! nvm then
Tiny Meat Gang
A group consisting of a racially ambiguous fortnite gamer, Noel Miller, and his elderly grandfather, Cody Ko, has a podcast where they try to convince the audience that they have small dicks even though everybody knows they are packin’ heat because they got penis fillers.
Person A: “Woah, did you see the last episode of the Tiny Meat Gang podcast?”
Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
Person B: “No, not yet, so don’t fuggin spoil it by telling me if it’s last week’s episode or not.”
Tiny Meat Gang
A duo comprising of an elderly gentleman with a fine taste in millennial humour and an alien belonging to all countries.
They’re self-proclaimed “short kings”
They’re self-proclaimed “short kings”
Him: So what kinda porn are you into?
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang
Her: oh just a plain ol’ Tiny Meat Gangbang
Tiny Meat Gang
A group of people with small cuts of meat.
Look at the group of people and that blond headed person with there small cuts of meat, they make a radical tiny meat gang
Tiny Meat Gang
A gang with small penises.
guy 1: A bro im thinking of joining a gang what gang should i join.
guy 2: you should join the Tiny Meat Gang.
guy 1: fagget why
guy 2: because you got some tiny meat.
guy 2: you should join the Tiny Meat Gang.
guy 1: fagget why
guy 2: because you got some tiny meat.
Tiny meat gang
Tiny meat gang is one of the most elite group of people that can do anything from music to making a podcast so pretty much everything they are all funny and probably could get it
Person 1: “I was just watching Noel Miller and Cody Ko they are so funny”
Person 2: “ yeah tiny meat gang they could get it”
Person 2: “ yeah tiny meat gang they could get it”
princess tiny meat
A male who struts royally about the locker room or shower area sporting a Hormel cocktail weenie between his legs that is of no consequence.
He comes out of the pool, whips off that red Speedo, and parades about in full Princess Tiny Meat fashion.