TIOB
Known falsely as Times I Ordered A Burger when in actuality means Times I Owned (insert a person's name that starts with a B that no one really gives a crap about). Usually one will have a white board to tally all of the "burgers" that had been ordered by one individual on that day.
Dude I totally owned Butch today! Ha ha did you see Blake put a tally under his name today? That's so a burger! Band no moving, that means you too Brandon! That's one massive TIOB right there!