tiozão
(Brazilian, informal) Stereotypical middle-aged man who is ever-present in family reunions, has an outgoing personality, is outspoken in his conservative beliefs and struggles to adapt to technology.
My father is such a tiozão! I had to spend a whole day teaching him how to use his new phone and now he shares with me every single new article Ann Coulter writes on Facebook.
Tiozão
Tiozão, man, I cannot even begin to describe... See, it´s a life style, no better, it´s the way everyone should live. What does a Tiozão do? He eats and farts and go to barbecues in his friends´s houses and only leaves 3 days later and beats his wife to a pulp and kicks his Chiuaua and sleeps on the sofa while watching football matches and he also only showers once a week. He´s a total cunt... The perfect guy really. Let´s all hail to the cult of Tiozão/Tiozão master/Tiozão superstar/Tiozão maricas/Tiozão diva.
*farts* I´m Tiozão and I´m here to fuck.