tird
a misspelling, usually by some jackass, of the word "turd"
A chocolate tird was left on someone's desk.
tird
a mixture of a turtle and a bird.....most common in southern hamilton, massachusetts
juan was walking, he saw something very mistirious. it was a tird
tird
Irish pronounciation of third
On te tird monday of te monh, we do na ge drunk
Tird Burgerler
A person who does not know how to spell the words turd and burglar. Not to be confused with a turd burglar, although it is likely that many turd burglars are also flagrant tird burgerlers.
Nature abhors a tird burgerler.
tird cutter
Slang for anus because of it's usefulness in cutting tirds. See also poop cutter and shit cutter.
Look at the tird cutter on that slut!
tird bagel
To yell randomly IN class when you forgot to do your homework
AWW tird bagel I FORGOT TO DO MY HOMEWORK
Tird Burgerler
a pice of tird that gets stolen from your ring piece
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