Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)
A sensation that occurs in a man's legs when entering into retail stores with a woman. The man's legs become overly weak and tired and there is a urgent need to sit down or leave the store. This is caused by men not knowing how long the woman could be in the store... possibly forever.
Woman: "Let me look in this store for something."
(enter store)
Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."
(enter store)
Man: "Crap! I need a couch. I have major Tired Leg Syndrome (TLS)."