Tire Rack
Currently ranked by CNET as the #1 company to purchase tires from. At their headquarters in South Bend, IN, the warehouse manager, Jose, will gladly lick your butthole in exchange for a dirty nickel.
Guy 1: Hey bro, I just got a job at Tire Rack!
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.
Guy 2: Oh man! Your asshole is about to be so chapped! Don't let Jose smell any nickels on you.