tisch
A tisch is someone who is similar to a bitch but not nearly as hostile.
Variations on tisch include Ficticious, dish, trish, and alouicious.
Variations on tisch include Ficticious, dish, trish, and alouicious.
That tisch drank the last fuckin beer. Can't believe that tisch threw up in my car last night. Merry Tischmas! Take that shot you damn tisch!!
Tisch
World's "best" film school with a skank student body: white greta gerwig girlies who hate POCs, Bushwick archive fashion wanna-be-DJs, MCC film-wannabes, International Kids who snort a line before breakfast, chronically online vegan bitches, mfs drowning in allegations already (okay Harvey!).
Person 1: "Hey bro, you go to tisch?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, I'm not a snowflake"
Person 2: "Nah bro, I'm not a snowflake"
Mach Tisch
The most supreme and epic form of tisch in existence. They occur Friday nights in the mach-moadon, and consist of chulent, wizards, pizza men, penguins, cows, Canada, and occasionally Hebrew songs.
The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
The ruach at the mach tisch is unparalleled anywhere else in the world, and it is an amazing sight to see.
Staff member #1, "Hey lets go to the staff tisch, it'll be lots of fun."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."
Staff member #2, "Nah, the staff tisch is nothing compared to the epic machawesomness of the mach tisch. I hear its the greatest tisch in the world."
Staff member #1, "You're right, we're mached."