tissues for issues
Remedial measures for common problems
Tissues for issues are used to cure heartbreak break - in secret measure.
tissue issue
When you need a tissue, but don't have one on your person, which then causes an issue
I almost had a tissue issue but i had a tissue in my pocket and therefore there was no issue.
tissue issues
The perplexing conundrums that arise from leaving evidence of a recent masturbation session laying about.
Conrad: Holy crap! We've got to go back to the apartment before Pam wakes up, I forgot I left a bunch of used kleenex by the computer!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
Farnsworth: Hey, your tissue issues aren't going to make me late to work, Sgt. Spank-o-tron!
Tissue Issues
When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues
James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”
Tissue Issue
A human resource issue when someone is whining and a mock tissue to wipe the eye is necessary.
Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.
Also a human resource issue involving people rather than equipment or processes.
Are you whining? This sounds like a tissue issue.
We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.
We've got another tissue issue, the warehouse crew is bitching again.
tissue for your issue
See cheese with your whine, but has some stronger implications - namely that the recipient of the comment actually did have it coming, and there is no room to complain, with the implication that the recipient should quit bawling about it for that very reason.
Oh, the IRS is collecting from you after you decided to protest your taxes? Well, then, you want some tissue for your issue?
One Tissue Issue
Busting a nut and only needing one tissue to clean it up
My nut today to a picture of Timmy’s mom was a one tissue issue.